Q. What do you call 100 Saxophones at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.
Q. What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
A. The viola burns longer.
Q. What’s the difference between a violin and a trampoline?
A. You take your shoes off to jump up and down on a trampoline.
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How can you tell when a bunch of flute players are on an airplane?
A: The engine stops, but the whining continues.
How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her
Q: What’s the difference between a trumpet and a chainsaw?
A: Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chainsaw very still.
Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but he’ll do it too loudly.