UNICEF Bombs Smurfs to Highlight Plight – Yahoo! News
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The United Nations Children’s Fund (UNICEF) has taken war to a new level, ordering air strikes
against the Smurf kingdom of Smurfferdam. Live reports suggest that there are seven casualties, including Smurfette, and up to 60% of the kingdom is MIA. Strafing runs performed by the bombers after the initial assault claimed most of the dead. U.S. President George W. Bush has declared that UNICEF is now a part of the Axis of Just As Evil. International reaction to Bush’s Axis of Just As Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered.
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