Trekkie girlfriends allow such great entertainment
One of the best things about having a Trekkie girlfriend is that you get to end letters in such fine ways as this:
“When I get you in my arms again, gosh, I don’t know what I’ll do… All I can say is that your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Your culture will be adapted to serve us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.”
I related this to Tae last night:
Tae: That’s cute…..in a very geeky way
Pug: It’s perhaps the most romantic thing I’ve written.
Tae: Hehehe! Totally, you Casanova youPug: I deny nothing.
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LOL Rock on, I’d totally digitilize it
You are much more than a small variable in one of my new computational environments. I have written a subroutine specifically for you - a program within a program. I have devoted a considerable share of my internal resources to its development.
[brownie points if you can name the source]
See? SEE!? I told you she’s an AI!
The source is obvious. *smug satisfaction*
Re: Source
Not being familiar with much beyond TOS.. Data?
Yup, yup.
An episode called “In Theory” in which Data had a human girlfriend.
Yeah. The one where she dumps a guy for being emotionally distant, and replaces him with a machine without emotions.
Oh, the irony!
Though, technically, I imagine the machine was made out of something a little lighter than iron.
Oh, the aluminy!
Oh, the punniness!
Blech! XP